I’ve had this list saved as a draft for a couple weeks now, so it’s time to put words on the images.
I’ve been listening to this song
which I don’t find particularly excellent but sometimes I like to listen to songs about girls and project myself on them because that’s a totally normal thing to do.
As far as long jackets go, I’m pretty partial to my extra-long vintage Burberry trench coat that makes me look like a flasher (but a hot one). The other cool option on the block comes in kimono form, cuz when they have a good enough slouch, even though they are shapeless garments they make boys & girls think of sex because GEISHAS. So yah get one.
What the dude in the video got right was that cool thing on proportions. You can’t wear a long slouchy jacket and long slouchy everything unless you’re an Olsen twin, in which case, welcome to my tumblr bbgurl <3
tl;dr you need a short, structured dress, bonus points for clashing patterns in a similar palette.
Something else to keep in mind with that new long jacket of yours: heels. No flats allowed. It’s getting cold out there and I can never get behind open-toe boots, but that sorta-slingback-wraparound ankle boot thing? Do heels even get cold? I feel like the skin there is thick enough to act as socks.
All of this was a bit too glossy wasn’t it? May I suggest a thickening hairspray? Not to be confused with a salt-spray that will definitely kill your ends, this will just give enough crunch (but not granola-crunchy if you get me) to your five-day old hair.